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By Sarah Li Cain 28 Comments

How a Zombie Apocalypse Can Help You in Your Blogging Career

How a Zombie Apocalypse Can Help You in Your Blogging Career

You’re all alone.

You haven’t showered in weeks.

You’re eating moldy bread.

You sleep with one eye open and carry a dagger with you.

Congrats! You’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

Wait a minute. This is a blog about freelance blogging! What do zombies have to do with dreams of freelancing success?

Think about it. Both require a special set of skills in order to survive. Whether you’re fending off zombies or trying to rise above other bloggers competing for jobs, it’s important to be prepared.

Being prepared for a successful blogging career is essential because you will face uncertainty at some point. The difference between a rock star blogger and someone who will just get by is in how you react to those uncertainties.

Make an Emergency Kit

How a Zombie Apocalypse Can Help to Make You a Better BloggerIf you want to want to sustain yourself during a zombie apocalypse, you need to make sure you have the right tools.

Most emergency kits include stuff like medication, water, Swiss army knives, and non-perishable food items. Spam, anyone?

Now, you don’t need to hoard cans of Spam to be a great blogger, but you do need to gather up resources in case of emergencies.

Here’s a basic list of things every blogger should have in their “emergency kit”:

  • Savings to fall back on in case you’re having a slow month.
  • A list of blog post ideas in case you’ve got writer’s block, or aren’t motivated that day to find new ideas to pitch to clients.
  • Productivity tools to motivate you when you feel like slacking off. StayFocusd is a great tool that restricts access on time-wasting websites. Another awesome tool called Rescue Time helps you be more efficient by showing you how you spend time on your computer.
  • A way to back up your hard drive in case your computer decides to go cuckoo on you.
  • A comfortable work area, even better if it’s a space solely dedicated to your freelancing awesomeness.
  • A list of clients you’ve previously worked with. You can follow up with them during your slower months and see if there’s any work available.

Making an emergency kit frees your mind from worrying about what happens if and when things go wrong. It makes it that much easier to focus on what really matters when building your freelance blogging career.

Focus on Essentials

What are the chances that a zombie will care if you carry around the latest designer handbag? In fact, is money important to anyone trying to run away from zombies? I’d bet people tend to focus on what is most important to their survival: shelter, sanitation and food.

Don’t fall victim to the designer handbag syndrome. Yes, it’d be nice to have a fancy new computer that can play the latest games, but is it really necessary? Focus on what is important: your clients. What do they value? Will they care if you own a fancy computer, or do they just want to know that you’ll complete assignments on time?

Like zombies, your clients only want you for your brain. You need to cultivate your writing skills and deliver quality content for your client in order to make it in this business.

Find Some Friends

How a Zombie Apocalypse Can Help You in Your Blogging CareerThe chances of you going totally bonkers is pretty high if you feel like you’re all alone in your journey.

Whether you’re fighting zombies or trying to break into freelance blogging, you need to surround yourself with like-minded people.

If you were fending off zombies, who would you rather have as your friends: people who will stick by you, or someone who’ll bolt at the first sign of trouble?

When you’re breaking into freelance blogging, would you rather have friends that tell you it’s just not possible to make a full time living that way, or others that are trying to pursue the same path as you and are getting pretty successful at it?

During a zombie apocalypse, people might only find each other by chance. In the blogging world, you can actively seek them out. The internet is at your disposal! Try googling bloggers that are doing the same things you are. Seek out a mentor, join a mastermind group, or even sign up for useful memberships such as the Freelance Writers Den (aff. link).

Don’t be afraid to ask for help, either. Many successful bloggers started off in the same place you are now, and really want to help others achieve success. Their advice is priceless when you’re planning out your freelance blogging path.

Plan an Evacuation Route

No matter how prepared you are, events might happen that are beyond your control. Whether zombies found a new way to break into your fortress of solitude or your client is trying to skip payment, you need to make a plan to get out of your situation.

You don’t need to make a physical map like zombie survivors, but you do need a mental one.

Write down the top 5 scenarios that can go wrong with clients in your business. To do so, consider each client you’ve worked with and take note of issues that arose from each project. Go on, write all of them down. Note which issues happen more often than others. Focus on those ones first.

Here’s a list for you to get started:

  • What if a client doesn’t pay?
  • What if a client isn’t clear on his or her expectations of me?
  • What if a client asks for too many revisions?
  • What if a client is often unreachable when I have questions about the project?
  • What if a client is late in their payment?

Being a successful blogger and surviving a zombie apocalypse aren’t too different, now are they? Just remember to keep your wits about you, gather as many useful resources as you can, and surround yourself with awesome people.

Not only will you feel more confident in your career, it will save you hours of stress and aggravation in the long run. You can just focus on how to be the awesome blogger you already are.

Images: What I Wore, Grmisti

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About Sarah Li Cain

Sarah Li Cain is a freelance writer and world traveller who blogs at SarahLiCain.com. Follow her on Twitter: @slicain.

Comments

  1. Brandyn Campbell says

    July 4, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    Sarah, thank you so much for this post! It completely resonates with my thoughts and worries at the moment as a relatively new freelance blogger. In addition to gaining momentum for my business, I’m preparing for the arrival of my first child and the uncertainty of both situations has been a bit overwhelming! Thinking through possible scenarios of what can go wrong and having backup plans for slower periods are probably the biggest challenges to overcome for most writers. These concrete steps and advice will be incredibly useful tools both now and later when I am more established in this business. Thank you again!

    Reply
    • Sarah Li Cain says

      July 5, 2013 at 3:17 pm

      You’re welcome Brandyn 🙂 I think all the worrying is what really prevents people from flourishing in their career. You can never predict what can happen, so I say try your best 🙂

      Reply
  2. Kristen Hicks says

    July 5, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Having freelance friends is so important!

    I didn’t know any other freelancers when I started out, and was just trying to figure out what was normal and expected as I went.

    That meant dealing with some crazy clients with outrageous expectations, working without contracts, not getting paid – most of that I learned from pretty quick though.

    Between the Freelance Writer’s Den and meeting a lot of freelancers through networking, I’ve gotten a much better handle on how to be professional going into a new client relationship and not get screwed.

    Reply
    • Sarah Li Cain says

      July 5, 2013 at 3:20 pm

      Yeah, I’ve done some of the things you mentioned. Having a contract is SO important. Good thing you’re a quick learner!

      Reply
  3. Anthony Dejolde says

    July 6, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Hi Sarah,

    Any journey starts with a single step and we can’t take that single step without preparations. Ok… that’s settled. As I consume your post, I got reminded to check the preparations I’m doing to climb the next mountain in my blogging journey. Thanks for coming up with this article. I need to the reminder.

    Love the zombie backdrop.:)

    Reply
    • Anthony Dejolde says

      July 6, 2013 at 10:59 am

      My last line should look like this => I need the reminder.

      Reply
      • Sarah Li Cain says

        July 6, 2013 at 6:43 pm

        Like they say, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure! Wait, did I get that right?

        Reply
        • Anton Roder says

          March 11, 2015 at 1:53 pm

          Yup, you got it right.

          Reply
  4. Deevra Norling says

    July 6, 2013 at 3:06 pm

    I have a question – what is the best route to take if a client doesn’t pay or is late in paying?
    Thanks for the post – enjoyed the whole zombie analogy! 🙂

    Reply
  5. Sarah Li Cain says

    July 6, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    Hey Deevra, in my humble experience, I try my best to have it in the clause when they need to pay. I’d start off by sending reminders of payment and go from there. If you have a contract you can take legal action if need by, but make sure it’s worth it.

    Reply
  6. Helene Poulakou says

    July 7, 2013 at 6:47 am

    I liked the comparison — “like zombies, clients only want you for your brain”.
    And, I should add, some time organization skills and advertizing your business skills are also very much needed.

    Reply
    • Sarah Li Cain says

      July 8, 2013 at 1:38 pm

      Yes, time organization and marketing skills are a must! Thanks for stopping by!

      Reply
  7. Bree says

    July 8, 2013 at 5:12 pm

    I just want to say this post is brilliant. That is all.

    Reply
    • Sarah Li Cain says

      July 8, 2013 at 5:22 pm

      *blushes* Thanks!

      Reply
    • Sophie Lizard says

      July 8, 2013 at 5:27 pm

      Seconded!

      Reply
  8. Roy says

    July 12, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    Hey, girl! Love the advice — better still, love the creativity. It’s a great example of personality and business, mixed with blood and guts and gore. I hope to write as well someday. For the moment, however … I’m just a zombie … looking for brains to pick … like that Lizard girl, Sophie.

    Reply
  9. Sarah Li Cain says

    July 14, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Thanks so much Roy! I got this idea randomly when I was watching a vampire movie of all things! And yes, Sophie is awesome. Just keep working on your writing! I’m sure you’ll get there someday!

    Reply
  10. alicia says

    August 2, 2013 at 12:43 am

    I like your title. Very catchy.

    Reply
    • Sarah Li Cain says

      September 7, 2013 at 12:51 pm

      Thanks!

      Reply
  11. Jennifer L Markell says

    March 4, 2015 at 12:54 pm

    Perfect timing for this kick ass post. I am fending off some zombies as we speak and I will thus call upon these tools when I find myself hovering in the corner with my back against the wall…or better yet, before my back is against the wall. Duh! 😉

    Happy slaying!

    Jennifer

    Reply
    • Sarah Li cain says

      March 5, 2015 at 12:18 am

      Happy to have helped!

      Reply
  12. Krithika Rangarajan says

    March 4, 2015 at 6:31 pm

    Thank you for surfacing another ‘infotaining’ article, Sophie!

    And, Sarah, I appreciate your willingness to share the most essential elements of the ‘Freelance Blogging Essential Kit’

    I have never been part of a Mastermind group, but have come to realize the importance of surrounding myself with objective cheerleaders. As someone who hails from a country that does not look kindly towards freelance blogging, I am grateful for mentors like YOU who don’t let our dreams die! #HUGSSS

    Thanks a lot
    Kitto

    Reply
  13. Anton Roder says

    March 11, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    How do you get a contract to and from your client?

    Reply
    • Sophie Lizard says

      March 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm

      I usually just send the info via email and ask the client to reply “I agree to the terms & conditions of the contract.” That’s enough of a written record for me, but if you want a more official-looking contract you can use tools like EchoSign or GlobalSign to send PDF contracts, get them digitally signed and returned to you. 🙂

      Reply
  14. Jordan Walker says

    July 27, 2015 at 7:45 am

    I’ve always thought I could survive a zombie apocalypse if writing and zombies are tge same I guess I’ll see if I can actually survive.

    Reply
  15. Cathryn Wellner says

    January 20, 2016 at 9:27 pm

    Talk about practicing what you preach! Very creative approach to giving some sound advice to bloggers.

    Reply
  16. Joshua Oyeniran says

    March 13, 2017 at 3:11 am

    Am interested in freelancing the only problem is I have no idea how what to be writing about

    Reply
  17. Simon Ponder says

    January 1, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    This was good advice actually written in a way that was entertaining. Kudos on that.

    I have been enjoying this series as I think about how I want to start freelancing. This has been good. And illuminating.

    Reply

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